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The Decameron  they fell into a dispute about who were the best gentlemen and of the   to draw. As I said, it is plainly manifest that when God made them, He
            longest descent in Florence. One said the Uberti, another the Lamberti, or
                                                                   was but a novice in His art. So they are of longer descent than the rest of
                                                                   mankind and, by consequence, better gentlemen."
            some other family, according to their preference. Scalza began to smile
            and said, "Now out upon you, out upon you, blockheads that you are! You
                                                                   By this entertaining argument, Piero, the judge, Neri, who had wagered
            know not what you say. The best gentlemen and of the longest descent
                                                                   the supper, and all the rest, recalling the Baronci's ugliness, were so
            in all the world and the Maremma (let alone Florence) are the Baronci, by
            the common consent of all physiologists and all who know them as I do.
            And lest you misunderstand me, I speak of your neighbors, the Baronci
                                                                   the wager, and without a doubt, the Baronci were the best gentlemen
                                                                   and of the longest descent, not merely in Florence but in the world and
            of Santa Maria Maggiore."                              tickled that they laughed and agreed that Scalza was right. He had won
                                                                   the Maremma to boot. Therefore, it was not without reason that Pamfilo,
            The young men, expecting something else from him, said derisively, "You   intending to declare Messer Forese's ill-favorability, said that he would
            jest with us; as if we did not know the Baronci as well as you!" Scalza   have been hideous beside a Baroncio.
            replied, "By the Gospels, I jest not, but speak the truth. If any of you will
            wager a supper to be given to the winner and six good fellows whom
            he shall choose, I will gladly do the same. Moreover, I will abide by the
            decision of any one of you whom you may choose." One of them, named   The Sixth Day | The Seventh Novell
            Neri Mannini, said, "I am ready to wager this supper." They agreed that   Storyteller: Filostrato
            Piero di Fiorentino, in whose house they were, should be the judge. They
            went to him, followed by the rest, eager to see Scalza lose and triumph in   Madam Philippa, caught in adultery by her husband Rinaldo de
            his discomfiture, and told Piero all that had been said.  Pugliese with a young gentleman named Lazarino de Guazzagliotri,
                                                                   was brought before the judge. She cleverly defended herself with
            Piero, a young man of sound sense, heard what Neri had to say and then   a quick, witty, and pleasant answer, successfully moderating a
            turned to Scalza. "And how," he asked, "may you prove what you assert?"   strict statute previously made against women.
            Scalza replied, "I will demonstrate it by reasoning so cogently that not only
            you but he who denies it shall acknowledge that I speak the truth. You
            know, and they were saying, that the longer men's descent, the better
            their gentility. I say that the Baronci are of longer descent and thus better
            gentlemen than any other men. If I prove to you that they are of longer
            descent than any other men, without a doubt, the victory in this dispute
            will be mine. You must know that when God made the Baronci, He was
            but a novice in His art, of which, when He made the rest of mankind, He
            was already a master. To assure yourself that I speak the truth, consider
            the Baronci and how they differ from the rest of mankind. All other men
            have well-composed and duly proportioned faces, whereas the Baronci
            have faces that are very long and narrow, or inordinately broad, with very
            long or short noses, protruding and upturned chins, and great jaws like an
            ass. Some have one eye larger than the other or set on a lower plane, so   1985 HAND COLORED AQUA TINTA / AQUA FORTE
            their faces resemble those that children make when they begin to learn   29,5X19,5 CM. | 11¾X7½ IN. (IMAGE SIZE).
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