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“Solomon“


             Two gentlemen, Melissus and Joseph, who don’t know each                      across the bridge. A light bulb goes off in Joseph’s head.
              other meet up on the road on their way to consult with the                  He’s simply not been beating his wife hard enough! When

             wise king Solomon. Joseph tells Melissus that he’s going                     they get to the other side of the bridge, the men ask a local
             to Solomon for advice on how to deal with his stubborn                       guy the name of the place. Solomon’s advice suddenly
             wife. Melissus has a different problem: although he spends                   makes very good sense to Joseph. When they arrive in
              all his money on banquets and entertaining his friends, no                  Joseph’s hometown of Antioch, he invites Melissus to stop at

              one loves him. The two men arrive at the court of Solomon                   his house overnight. His wife behaves true to form, refusing
             together. Melissus gets his audience first and explains the                  to serve what Joseph would like for dinner. Joseph thinks
             situation. Solomon replies with one word: “Love.” Then                       this is a great time to put Solomon’s advice into effect. He
             Joseph steps up and asks Solomon what to do about his wife.                  makes Melissus promise not to interfere, and then he grabs

             Solomon says “Go to Goosebridge.” Both men are quickly                       a big oak stick. Joseph beats his wife within an inch of
              ushered out. They have absolutely no idea what Solomon                      her life. He stops only because he’s too tired to continue.
              meant by his “advice.” On the way home, the men come to a                   Amazingly, she lives through the night. And this time, when
              bridge with a traffic jam of domestic animals across it. One                Joseph orders a special meal for breakfast, he gets it. Now

              mule driver is having a heck of a time getting a stubborn                   Melissus has to return home and see if he can make good
              mule across the bridge, so he begins to beat the creature.                  on the advice given by Solomon. When he tells a local wise
              Melissus and Joseph are horrified by the beating and tell the               man about the advice, the man says, “Duh!” you can’t be
              guy to stop beating the mule. Won’t it walk if he just talks                loved if you give parties just to show off. You’ve got to do it

              nicely to it? The mule driver tells them to mind their own                  out of love, man. So in the end, Emilia says, the disobedient
              beeswax and proceeds to beat the animal even harder. And                    wife gets what she deserved (!) and Melissus finally learns
             that does the trick. The mule finally gives up and moves                     how to attract the love he’s always wanted.






















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